EVERYTHING'S COMPUTER!

"Wow, that's beautiful... Everything's computer!"

- The 45th and 47th President of the United States

What Does "Everything's Computer" Mean?

In a historic meeting of great technological minds, our newly re-elected president was shown a Tesla vehicle. Overwhelmed by the complexity of modern technology, he uttered the profound phrase that has taken the internet by storm: "Everything's computer!"

Yes, Mr. President. Everything is indeed computer. Your brilliant insight has opened our eyes to the true nature of our digital world.

BREAKING: LOCAL MAN DISCOVERS TECHNOLOGY EXISTS! SCIENTISTS BAFFLED! EVERYTHING'S COMPUTER! MORE AT 11!

Things That Are Officially "Computer" Now:

Car

Cars

They've been computerized for 40+ years, but only now is it official!

Phone

Phones

Not just for calling people who like you anymore!

Toaster

Toasters

Making bread hot? That's computer!

Social Media

Social Media

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Are YOU Computer Savvy Enough?

Take our quiz to find out if you understand technology as well as our leaders do!

1. How do you turn on a computer?

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