"Wow, that's beautiful... Everything's computer!"
- The 45th and 47th President of the United States
What Does "Everything's Computer" Mean?
In a historic meeting of great technological minds, our newly re-elected president was shown a Tesla vehicle. Overwhelmed by the complexity of modern technology, he uttered the profound phrase that has taken the internet by storm: "Everything's computer!"
Yes, Mr. President. Everything is indeed computer. Your brilliant insight has opened our eyes to the true nature of our digital world.
Things That Are Officially "Computer" Now:
Cars
They've been computerized for 40+ years, but only now is it official!
Phones
Not just for calling people who like you anymore!
Toasters
Making bread hot? That's computer!
Social Media
Where else can you share these profound tech insights?
Are YOU Computer Savvy Enough?
Take our quiz to find out if you understand technology as well as our leaders do!
1. How do you turn on a computer?
2. What does "Everything's computer" actually mean?
How to Speak Tech Like a Boss:
- "I know computers better than anyone. The best computers."
- "This electric vehicle is beautiful. Very electric. The most electric."
- "The cyber is very tough. And maybe it's hardly doable."
- When confused, just say: "Everything's computer!" and walk away confidently.